15 June 2010

Our Belovant Sponsor

The ongoing support from one of our treasured sponsors - Apis Consulting- took a severe nose dive on the birthday holiday of Queen Elizabeth II.

THE ROCK IS TO BLAME!

Forever to be known as the One Eyed Giant, Gerard suffered like a bitch in the hands of Christopher Wilson in the hills east of Hoskinstown on a suicide journey to the Araluen pub.

The Rock was ruthless in his merciless barbs and taunts. The Rock was heartless in his search for the steepest climbs. The Rock was soulless when he ate the last of the toasted sandwiches.

The Rock has a lot to answer for. Gerard slept well. The rolling undulations of Hoskinstown East remain king.

7 comments:

A reader of Men's Style said...

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman said...

So ugly he could be a modern art masterpiece. Rename him Private Pyle.

Simi said...

He would look good in a G-String though.
Is he in the race on Monday night?
It may be my only saving grace.

Kosseck said...

Does that dude have gigantism? I would love to see his feet.

Anonymous said...

The one eyed giant will be there for the midwinter ride.
Will the QM?
Will you?

tuff questions said...

He was there, and rode strong.
Where was everyone who said they would attend. Friday morning there was going to be 30 of us.
What happened....a little bit cold?

Jessica Watson said...

Jesus! What a big square lopsided head. Will you have my babies?