17 June 2010

Where is the QM?


3 Weeks after ascending to the throne the questions are being asked. Where is the QM? Will we see him on the ride named in his honour tomorrow? Rumours amongst the Young Bulls are that he wants a new calf. Will we see a mutiny amongst the Young Bulls? Randwick is seething.



QM this is your time to reach out to your followers and lead from the front. Forget the moisturiser & five point plan when will we see you back on the bike?



QM it is time to save the QUON!

9 comments:

GQME said...

Martin Boyd begun his reign as QM in splendid form, then wasted away to the Worst Quon Master ever.
Br Zany has begun shit, 3 points below the WQME.
The Quon is rooted.
Can someone save the Quon....please

Rads Nads said...

I, Rads Nads, submit my claim to be QUON Master given the absence of the current QM. I am better looking, balder (all over) and Dodger is on my speed dial. Plus I taught Randwick everything he knows about pleasuring oneself. No need for a vote, I demand that the elders declare me QM now. You know it is right.

A very disappointed QUONner tyring to deflect his pain with humour said...

Rumour has it that he will be sending through a new 725 point plan. His email only works between 1am and 1.15am every Thursday. So stay tuned.

Anonymous said...

bring back the minister of passion to his rightful position.
SWP will save the QUON

The QM's better half said...

He's busy fixing our bathroom. Leave him alone.

Anonymous said...

For fucks sake. Scotty Rocks got divorced 12 times and bankrupted 8 pubs the years he was QM no problems. Tandoori went through 800 names with his 2 kids when he was QM and still kept it going. Pysie bought 400 houses with 323 girlfriends and still did a good job. Smuppy got a GUJ for 2 weeks and still managed to keep the QUON afloat. Why can't Zany grout a few tiles without letting everything turn to shit?

Randwick said...

Well it just goes to prove that you shouldn't have rigged it so I couldn't be QM. I have time on my side and as a virgin no pressures on the home front. One day the QUON Stalker will pop my cherrie but until then the QUON is my life.

Litespeed Dave said...

I am available to save the quon. Bugger Trek, you all need to ride a Litespeed like me. I will also give lessons in the social niceties of being a cyclist.

tuff questions said...

All good when he is in the media spot light and kissing babies for the newspapers; but where has he gone when his team mates need him.
He won't return his calls.
He won't email or twitter.

He said that he wanted the job., butdo we want him?