08 December 2011

A hypothetical


So - you're gaining a reputation for stupid behaviour on the bike. Evidenced by: throwing yourselves on the ground in bunch rides; giving team mates yellow cards in bunch rides; having your team race a nationally televised race only for all the teams riders to be seen sunbaking off to the side after 5mins; driving your own lead out train in to the dirt.

Q: What do you do to recapture your image?

A: You put an A grader at the front of C grade at the local crit races.

Bravo! Well played sirs. Your reputation will continue to grow with behaviour like this.

13 comments:

Ollo's accountant said...

Just crunching some numbers here and that race costs us over $200 p/minute spent in bunch. Unbelievable.

Jarrod Coveney said...

hehehe after getting tailed I wait at the top of the straight, yes out of sight and jump back on. I don't think anyone has caught on yet.

NotJarrodC said...

Who was the QUON A grader that cleaned up D grade last night?!

Glass House said...

Please don't throw stones

Anonymous said...

I dont see Team Quon racing the NRS! you guys are a bunch of fags. lets see how the Christmas crits go bitches. Ollo will come out on top

Homer Simpson said...

Homer says something something

Defective Supernintendo Flog Dog said...

Mr Anonymous,
You seem to be under the illusion that Team QUON has any aspirations or desire to race the NRS. We are a bunch of average cyclists who have a good time riding our bikes and getting a rise out of silly little people like yourself.
I applaud your efforts in getting to the dizzying heights of the NRS, however if you want to play with the semi-pro teams of this world (Drapac, Bikebug, Suzuki etc) then start to behave like those guys. When was the last time you saw Adam Phelan or Tom Palmer rolling around in C grade disrupting their race?

Oh, and your logo is just so phallic. Who's the fag with the cock and balls on their jersey?

Anonymous said...

And you guy's are a bunch of try hard homo's! At least Ollo look pro, how disigned the Team Quon kits anyway? They look shit!!! And we don't have to give ourselves silly gay nick names.

Like I said before, Christmas crits bitches!!!

English Teacher said...

Learn to spell Wil! or is that Will?

The scorecard said...

Quon 1, Anonymous still anonymous

Defective Supernintendo Flog Dog said...

Mr Anonymous,
Your use of the apostrophe on "homo's" indicates the possessive. Please let us know which homo it is that we own.

What does "disigned" mean? Is this new Gen Y talk. Sorry, we only speak and write english here.

Also, your 3 homophobic comments are interesting. I think you protest just a little too much? It's ok, you should just come out to mum and dad. It's socially acceptable to love dick now.

Love you.
QUON

Gay Quoner said...

QUON are gay

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