Wednesday 20th January

QUONlo tonight

We all are fully aware that the QUON Stalker is in Adelaide washing Dodgers wheels, or whatever else he does for the QUON sports patron, but the question remains why is 75% of Team QUON M.I.A. tonight.
I understanding that Team QUON is currently a country mile infront of our nearest rivals in the CCC pointscore, but personally I would like to go 1, 2, 3.
Priorities gentlemen please!

QM

SuperCrit Thursday. Super cool.

Team QUON, came, saw, and got conquered by the Vikings (so, yes - the feud is still on). Big thanks to Shalan (not pictured) for the wheel loan.

Rumour also has it that Jamie has vowed to race nude if more than 5 QUON boys turn up on a Thursday.

If Jamie was a chick (see picture of Jamie P from My Name's Earl) rather than a dude (unfortunatley he actually looks more like the fat brother from the same show) then we would be all over it.

PS - Any QUONners who turn up next week are simply curious. (except Mouldy)

Is this the 'new breed'?

If so, I am sticking with the 'old breed'. I want to win this year

The old man of the road to wear PINK

The complexities of sport don't consider the stupid hours it takes to run Queanbeyan's biggest entertainment venue. Nor does it take into account the hours spent on the road driving between butt-fuc*ville and that place of ill repute. Sport doesn't give two hoots about a leaky roof, 2 children, a marriage, 4 dogs and some single trail out the back of nowhere.

The old man of the road, packed up his banjo, 10 minutes after the start of B grade last night, and turned for home for that long lonely journey back to the sticks.

Whilst he looked very Euro last night, he will look much better in pink!

Team QUON Classifieds

For sale: Single floor stand speaker. Handmade in Europe. Recently damaged when crash tackled by unassuming and intoxicated party-goer who mistook the speaker for a tackle-bag at a recent and exclusive party for Canberra's cycling elite. Purchase now to ensure disappointment.

Call Pothole to arrange free delivery. Owner willing to consider swap for Cervelo S2 frameset.

BigDog runs out of bait, loses relevance.

Life moves pretty fast; so grab it with both hands!

But as I only have baby sized hands, most of life just passes me by!

Top 10 Style Tips by Br. Euro

OK. The new kit has arrived on schedule for the start of 2010. Here are the top ten style from Br Euro to keep you looking stylish.

1. Image and style shall be your primary concern.

2. The socks shall extend no less than 2cm below the calf muscle.

3. Cycling shoes shall be white in colour only.

4. Ridiculous eye wear shall be worn.

5. A prominent line wear your kit ends and your tan begins is essential.

6. The seat and handlebar tape shall be white.

7. The legs must be hair free all year round (waxing is preferred but shaving is acceptable).

8. Campagnolo is the accepted componentry and is deemed superior than any Shimano product.

9. Coffee is a neccesity and must be consumed strong (short black is best but piccolo latte are OK).

10. When appearing in photo shoots, highlight your sponsors on your kit.

Antarctic Barracuda from the QUADfather