13 October 2008

Single Speed Blunder



CORC has just released the 'best crash' of the 2008 Scott 24 Hour race.

The winner is none other than the QUON's ORDER OF AUSTRALIA MEDAL holder, Scott William Preston.

Scott will proudly hold the 'best crash' award for one whole year after he spectacularly threw himself into the dirt whilst attempting to pass the QUON Master on the first lap of the 24 Hour race at Mt Stromlo on Saturday.

The QUON Master was quoted as saying "I was in no rush to finish the lap, I was meandering downhill, when a roar of screaming came up from behind me. When i realised it was SWP, I moved to the side and let him through. Just as he passed me, there was a cloud of dirt and more screaming as SWP went flying off the track in a fit of rage".

The QUON Master continued "I was scared and happy all in one big bag of mixed emotion" He continues "I think this may helped my cause for getting a ginga into supremacy next year also. They don't call me the puppet master for nothing"

Scott Preston was unavaialble for comment this morning. However, it is rumoured that legal proceedings may be taking place in the near future.

"Bring it" the QUON Master replied when the impending law suit was mentioned.

More details to follow.



18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shame Shame Shame..

Don't fuck with the QUON Master. As they say, you mess with the bull, you get the horns.

I am thinking of getting a lightspeed. Does anyone else ride a lightspeed?

Anonymous said...

Why only half the team kit, SWP?

Anonymous said...

Spud you dufus, it's Litespeed, not Lightspeed. Who are you anyway? Have I ridden with you? Do you know Shane? Do you know Paul?

Litespeed Dave

I ride Litespeed, do you ride a Litespeed.

Anonymous said...

Good to see that i have even more sellouts on my friends list:

1) Mongo;
2) Vinnie;
3) Spud; and now
4) Preston.

FULL TEAM KIT should not be worn. You should ride for the polynesians and the bus drivers ey bro.

Cheers ey bro,

Sonny Bill

Anonymous said...

I am down the coast and still have access. Just so you know.

p.s I work for the AFP in the trainee secion

p.p.s Just so you know, my salary is 100k plus

p.p.p.s I am not a cyclist

p.p.p.p.s I am really a fat homo

Anonymous said...

AND he couldn't even ride a normal bike, AND he didn't wear full team kit..

Anonymous said...

Nice stack. Nice rear derailleur, never seen a single speed with one of them.

Anonymous said...

QM, what is a 'bluder'.

Anonymous said...

Nice correction QM.
Preston says there was a "nudge that pushed him wide".
Can you confirm or deny such rumours?

Anonymous said...

Stickler,

believe me, the QM is as dirty as Chick Hicks when it comes to MTB racing. I've seen QM shunt the rightful winner out of a race more than once before, just like Chick did to The King in the Piston Cup decider. The QM desperately needs to learn the lessons I did in Radiator Springs, about fairness, loyalty and friendship if he wants to be remembered with respect!

Anonymous said...

As Doc Hudson said, "it is just an empty tin cup; nothing more".

Dino King, saw through the incincerity of Chick Hick's win, and so did the fans at Quonlo on the weekend.

Man that kid can ride!

Anonymous said...

Scotty looks good in pink.
Ohh laaa la

Anonymous said...

Just found out we had a blog. Nice work guys. I am as fair as they come. Leave me alone. My lady bum is shrinking and my hormones are up.

Anonymous said...

Mmmmm, all this talk of the QM's bum is making me randy!

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Anonymous said...

Geez it must have been a tough 'MTB' race when it appears to have been held on tar roads

Anonymous said...

This race, followed by the Aust Sprint Champs; once again causes the masses to question the QUON Master in his blind ambition to push youth into the QUON.
Martin Boyd will run another sub 3 hour marathon; Bill Bennet will smash 9hrs again in an Ironman somewhere in the world; Paul Smith continues to live the dream; so does Thommo - but with results, Clarkey and Wayno race hard, and house of will surprise us all yet again.
These guys - some over 40- continue to race more, achieve more, and get more out of what they do; yet have to listen to the new voice telling them of the future is with the youth of today.

Awesome result on the weekend Terra! Australian Champion, father of 2 and one hell of a dancer!

Anonymous said...

Youth out, old guys in

Thumbs down to youth