28 October 2008

Who Is Velo???


Upon joining the group called QUON,
The stalker was really turned on.
Most ride the crits,
But they all love tits,
And Velo said, fuck off back to triathlon!

But we all know Velo is Gay!
They chase each others cocks all day,
And they dress like ginga's,
And they look like minga's,
And rip up the crits i just may!

The Training wheels have been given the flick.
If I Stack it, I'll look kike a dick.
I may still be a juvenile,
But the oldies are turning senile.
And i'm pretty sure Big Dog is trisomic!!

Randwick...

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice work Randydick, I looked up 'trisomic' and it really does make sense. One symptom is "intestines protruding outside the body".

Anonymous said...

Very funny, or it will be when my fists meet your puny little head.

Anonymous said...

Dom i hope you bring lots of spare wheels, and you have been practising your quick change

Anonymous said...

trisomic - good word randwick.

Anonymous said...

Good luck tonight Randwick. I will be rooting for you. xox

Anonymous said...

What the pretend BD said

Anonymous said...

Who is that little guy who took me out? I want his name, and what school he goes too.

BTV

Anonymous said...

why don't you just speak to my fists BTV.
No one messes with the quon!

Anonymous said...

bill from vortex? did i take you out too? sweet- i thought it was just nick from vortex! two whining bitches with one psuedo-hook, nice!

BLUE + CRIT = LIME + 2x SPILT CLARIT + MANY LAUGHS