The list below outlines those people in the QUON who are poofs. i.e they have Evans the whinger on their team.
1) Brookies Beauties (Has to be gay if she is marrying the lady bum)
2) Scott QAOM Preston (The QUON's number one poof)
3) Other McDiesel (whoever the fuck you are, you are gay too)
4) Patty 'Blocker Roach' Shivvers a lot. (what a poof. haven't seen him since his one ride to coffee after the shambles and now he picks up Evans. Definitely gay)
5) Ian (who are you?)Bargearse - don't ride, pick Cadel. Gay.
6) Mel 'hats off' Moogan. Mongo would turn most people gay. She has taken it to another level by picking Evans.
7) Josh 'Tonii stomps' Quillam. Pretends he isn't gay, but we all know he is. Evidenced by picking Evans in this competition.
Other breaking news: SHANE RADNELL HAS DROPPED MICK ROGERS FROM HIS TEAM!
This on the back of reports that Dodger finally made public his obvious better friendship with the ROCK! The ROCK likes to eat scones if you all didn't know.
Congrats also to the following retards who haven't scored a point:
Vinne, Spud, Uli, Terra and Toni...Even baby boomers like Preston and Rock are beating you. Be ashamed, be very ashamed.
Rant Over.
Big Dog
6 comments:
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That is a lovely post Mr Smith. You have far too much time on your hands.
It takes a big man to cry in public, wear canary yellow, and pierce his nipples.
I love Cadel and everything he stands for.
My other love Micky Rogers, is getting more like Cadel every day. Mick and Cadel arn't whingers, just stating the facts!
I am happy for Preston to beat me in the TDF tipping competition. I am a man of principal, and will happily lose if it means not selecting that poofter!
I am a knob and no one likes me.
DH, If your looking at my picks for inspiration your are in all sorts of trouble. My advice would be, if you cannot work it our for your self, copy off some one at the top of the leader board, it's really not that hard, DH.
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