18 August 2009

Wild Experience

As the cover of darkness lifts, and whilst the idea of a little more shut eye seems just a treat,

And the effects of the urban wilderness and perhaps a wild night before, memories fossilised and relived from Tounge and Grove, B-bar and the Red tube are collected.

A breed of animal awakes from its sleep, no not a ‘Yeti’.

With an innate impulse, natural inclination and aptitude of riding with the QUON. They celebrate this tradition and worship the role of QUON Master, with ‘Smuppi’ its ‘national treasure’.

As the team collectively assembles at the spiritual place [Ghost shop], emerging from the urban wilderness, the natives restlessness wait for the shambles to begin – who and where?

There’s Terra, Spud, Pysie and lets not forget ‘skin-n-bones’ to name just some.

An experience to behold in the animal kingdom.

The process of evolution is continually tested, with development of a new off-spring called a QUON-a-bee. With names such as Mascot, Hulk, Rex, Flying Squirrel being thrown around, he is known by an abbreviated wave, seen on applause in acknowledgement of his arrival.

Ultimately the QUON Master and Team QUON Elders can decide the fate of this new off spring,

and its promotion to ‘Rookie Status’. Thumbs up or down? Which of the two will be the cry.

Doubts are cast, and great faith shown. Is this rookie fit for our team? Risk be known of the consequence to the nominee and the offering of the QUON kit for burning.

To be a QUON stems from an intrinsic understanding of what animal instincts are required to be one.

This species of cycling animal is endangered by new ideas and the implementation of new policies [ie.Youth],

It is fiercely protected by its Elders [Steering Committee], and cannot be defined alone by the coffee it drinks, the condiment it spreads on its toast or even why it choses to spit its dummy.

It stems from its primal instincts and its need to attack, attack, attack!

From what I see, the qualities intrinsically attach this animal are loyalty, spirit, commitment, mateship, pride, contribution and of course willing to accept retribution, team and responsible for the survival of this unique breed.

All qualities this wanna-bee QUON, is willing to embrace.

The scriptures may never be re-scribed, however indeed it fails to acknowledge the creation of the Team QUON ands its willingness to attack, attack, attack!

Mascot

16 comments:

Stomps said...

It doesn't rhyme!!
In my eyes, it is a fuck'n story not a poem. Thumbs down from me; and fuck him off. Unless he has the potential to win the Iron Mike like I just did, we don't want the non-rhyming chumpin blue this year!

a dedicated cyclist, here for the long haul said...

shut the f>ck up stomps. I saw you race in the Iron Mike and it was a pathetic performance. You must have been conceived with a weak sperm.

Learn to ride with the big boys. Any money you'll be in C grade for the crits, doing no work, with no skills and no regard for the safety of other riders. What a joke.

Anonymous said...

Dear 'stomps', if you are going to try and imitate me at least post something remotely close to what I would actually say..

What dedication the Mascot has shown thus far, out the pipe on cotter road on sat in the cold and in the fog - he could have easily turned around and headed home but no, he rode the entire loop down to point hut and back to coffee solo! I know exactly how hard it is as I was once in the same boat - keep up the good work!

The Mascot is a perfect example of dedication and commitment. Other QUON-a-bee's should take note.

the real stomps

TRUMPET said...

OHHH so this is what Team QUON is about, my mistake I thought we just rode bikes. Can I burn my kit now?

Prickly Potato Farmer said...

We do ride bikes you dolt. What the hell do you do??!!

Burn it!

spengler said...

I want the drugs he is on

the real real stomps said...

Dear 'the real stomps', if you are going to try to intimidate me, get it right!
All 3 quonabees to date are shit, and are not worthy of joining our team. Endurance or pig headedness with no ability does not make a champion. Hell, he hasn't even got the balls to defend himself.
Do we really need more 'trumpet' style riders in our fold?

Br Mouldy said...

There are 4 Quonabees 'the real real stomps', and there will be 5 by this time tomorrow.
You got lucky in one race since I have known you.
Pull your head in mate!

The Real Br Mouldy said...

Shut up imposter "Br Mouldy". I love the new Stomps. Particularly when he wears those glasses that make him look so smart!

That is all.

Anonymous said...

Stomps!
Poetry need not flow or rhyme Sherlock, and comes in many forms.
This form of poetry seeks to tell a story and a few truths with a poetic significance

We have moved on since Banjo Patterson told us about the ‘billabong’, and the stig doubts you have the flair of a modern day poet named Eminem
[the real slim shady].

The only poetry you should be concerned about is that of your riding and not of your mouth, and more importantly be aware of the Mascot’s inner desire to kick your knicks in ‘C’ grade.

Let’s be truthful, f>uck the poetry, let’s see your poetry on the track.

The TQ ‘Stig‘ says, who needs poetry when actions speak louder on the track

Top Gear’s ‘Stig’

The Real Deal TRUMPET said...

I would never take 5mins out of my work day to post on this site. ok maybe this once. I am a TRIDENT.

Randwick said...

Who is this Flying Sperm nuff nuff? All the new QUONabees are frickn hopeless. I don't see any of them dominating the Wednesday bunch like I do when I can be stuffed turning up.

Get them along to the Tridents so Benny and Davie Hamer can harden the soft c*cks up.

randwick said...

nice work piece of

Anonymous said...

So they can get trident legs? Always fresh - never strong

fat pat said...

I am the future. QUON Rookie #1 will show you all a thing or two about racing this year.

Anonymous said...

Fat Pat you could roll around the track faster then you ride it.