10 August 2009

Stomps, STOMPS to WIN!


The QUONs Br Tonii (Stomps) has taken his maiden victory. He took on all comers and won the Iron Mike B grade race on Saturday. Stomps, known for his massive training sessions, is finally reaping the rewards. He has been the form rider at Fridays HOT of late and a dominant SHAMBLER, his victory at the Iron Mike is a sign of things to come. Beware Canberra B Graders!!

17 comments:

Handicapper Jeremy said...

Just you wait Stomps... Your next race won't be a such a walk over in A grade.

QUON Criterium Mastermind said...

What the hell are you doing Tonii??? You are supposed to be hiding that form until the crits start!!!!!!

Canberra Cycling Club's Number 1 Podium Girl said...

Win some more races Tonii so I can taste your victory salute again!

Bike Culture Recruitment Officer said...

Drop by the shop Stomps... Sparkman was impressed that you not only won but were brave enough to ride without a saddle bag or lights. He wants to know how much you paid Joel Ryan though - All culture club riders are supposed to share race winnings/losing fees. We could have a spot for you in the Culture lead out train. Bring your calculator and we will open the negoitations starting at three figures.

Toniii said...

How about one finger?

Anonymous said...

Hello Tonii.

a dedicated cyclist, here for the long haul said...

oh yeah, one crappy little win. wow wee. You clowns don't know what a real victory is, and one fluke of a weekend doesn't count at all. This Tonii (what kind of spelling is that) should be tested post haste and struck off the Canberra racing licence system like the rest of you reckless idiots. Stay away from the track this season, we want to race safely.

All talk, no show.

Anonymous said...

welcome back spud

Gai Waterhouse said...

peaked way too early, the Melb cup isn't until November. He'll be a nag by then.

Schteve the Prancing Mincer said...

Stomps can schtomp on me any day. yum yum.

Stomps Hater said...

Stomps is the best winter rider and worst summer rider going around. Who cares about August, we ride Mountain bikes in August. Harden up and do something when it counts Stomps...

SWP QOAM

More points than SWP said...

Stomps 15 points. SWP 9 points. Harden up? Hello pot this is kettle.

lefty goodman said...

Stomps can be wingman any time!

Maverick said...

bullshit...he can be mine.

Tonii said...

I'll fly with you any day Scotty. If you can get me to the line, I will smash it (and the podium chicks)for you.

spud said...

You couldn't smash the skin off a custard

the best looking quoner '07 and '08 said...

I have heard that you smash your own custard way too often spudly.
We all like it better when you are in France dickhead