Stomps, STOMPS to WIN!
The QUONs Br Tonii (Stomps) has taken his maiden victory. He took on all comers and won the Iron Mike B grade race on Saturday. Stomps, known for his massive training sessions, is finally reaping the rewards. He has been the form rider at Fridays HOT of late and a dominant SHAMBLER, his victory at the Iron Mike is a sign of things to come. Beware Canberra B Graders!!
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Just you wait Stomps... Your next race won't be a such a walk over in A grade.
What the hell are you doing Tonii??? You are supposed to be hiding that form until the crits start!!!!!!
Win some more races Tonii so I can taste your victory salute again!
Drop by the shop Stomps... Sparkman was impressed that you not only won but were brave enough to ride without a saddle bag or lights. He wants to know how much you paid Joel Ryan though - All culture club riders are supposed to share race winnings/losing fees. We could have a spot for you in the Culture lead out train. Bring your calculator and we will open the negoitations starting at three figures.
How about one finger?
Hello Tonii.
oh yeah, one crappy little win. wow wee. You clowns don't know what a real victory is, and one fluke of a weekend doesn't count at all. This Tonii (what kind of spelling is that) should be tested post haste and struck off the Canberra racing licence system like the rest of you reckless idiots. Stay away from the track this season, we want to race safely.
All talk, no show.
welcome back spud
peaked way too early, the Melb cup isn't until November. He'll be a nag by then.
Stomps can schtomp on me any day. yum yum.
Stomps is the best winter rider and worst summer rider going around. Who cares about August, we ride Mountain bikes in August. Harden up and do something when it counts Stomps...
SWP QOAM
Stomps 15 points. SWP 9 points. Harden up? Hello pot this is kettle.
Stomps can be wingman any time!
bullshit...he can be mine.
I'll fly with you any day Scotty. If you can get me to the line, I will smash it (and the podium chicks)for you.
You couldn't smash the skin off a custard
I have heard that you smash your own custard way too often spudly.
We all like it better when you are in France dickhead
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