The ACT Parks & Wildlife Service has discovered a pair of mens sports socks (large) in bushland near Condor Creek, a source has told Team QUON.According the ACT Parks & Wildlife Service representative, who asked not to be named, the socks appear to have been recently deposited next to a large steaming mass of nard, and have an unmistakeable odour of Beef Vindaloo. It is clear that the socks were one day virgin white, but now exhibit a hue of brown only seen within your toilet bowl.
Anyone missing a pair of socks is asked to contact ACT Parks & Wildlife Service.
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Obviously it isn't clarkey. Size small socks as well
Tip for the kids at home: If you forget to take som loo paper out on your long run, your undies will suffice as a substitute.
DNA tests have confirmed that a soiled under shirt found "just a little bit furthur down the road" is in fact from the same individual.
However it can be confirmed that the said individual is not wanted in relation to urinating on a police officer. An investigation is occouring into this incident which happened at around the same time. If you have any information, please call crimestoppers on 1800 BIG FLOG
THATS A PRIVATE NUMBER DICKHEAD!
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Man this gives me the shits! Oh wait, too late...
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