20 June 2010

0 from 16

Everything was set for the perfect race finish;
  • He went under the radar, keeping it quiet that he was lining up for endurance race #16
  • He was wearing mirrored sunnies with horse-like blinkers, so if Preston crashed, he could be believed to 'not see him'
  • His bike was just out of the shop. Tweaked to perfection
  • His muscles were rippling, veins were popping, calm and cool on the start line.
  • The reports coming back from the first 50km were that the sooo much sik air was taken from each water-bar. In fact there was so much sickness, it was almost epidemic, and race organisers were asked to quarantine the entire race.

But then................

There is no doubt he gave it a crack, just needs to find a frog and kiss it, and pray for fine weather.

4 comments:

the quon stalker said...

ribbert

What the said...

no surely not, can we really call him a QUONer? His right to passage should be to finish something....

Anonymous said...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Forget the frog.
He needs to find a magic lamp, give it a rub, and wish for a bit more ticker

QUON Stalker said...

I can give a good rub.