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31 January 2011
Trek Scientist
Hi. You dont know me that well, but I'm one of the Trek Scientist that assembles your new Trek Bike.
9 comments:
Beagle
said...
Can you come and assemble my new Trek Tricycle. It seems to be missing a piece.
If you order a new TREK bike before 30 June 2011, I will personally gaurantee the assembly and arrival of your bike; I will ensure your chain is lubed up; I will ensure that ever gear works; I will ensure your seat height and position are correct;
and I will personally ensure you get laid, providing you with a 12 month Scientific Diagnostic Service Plan free of charge.
Cheap. Those twiggy thighs couldn't even squeeze Randwick into submission. I offer a service with benefits for those that let me ride the blue vein train.
edumacated hot trek scientist with all over tan
said...
I left Cannondale in the 90's after doing such a fine job on the alu frames to go to work on trek's 6 series carbons. Problem is I spent too much time on my tan and not enough of carbon integrity research. Guess that's why every one of them cracks. By the time I've worn out the front of my panties there will be no 6 series frames left. I promise.
9 comments:
Can you come and assemble my new Trek Tricycle. It seems to be missing a piece.
Sure Beagle,
As long as you can Sniff out my Crank.
Maybe I could oil your chain & teach this Puppy a few tricks.
I have taught that little pupp in 'D' grade a thing or two.
If you order a new TREK bike before 30 June 2011,
I will personally gaurantee the assembly and arrival of your bike;
I will ensure your chain is lubed up;
I will ensure that ever gear works;
I will ensure your seat height and position are correct;
and I will personally ensure you get laid, providing you with a 12 month Scientific Diagnostic Service Plan free of charge.
She has a nickname, but we are not allowed to say it.
Cheap. Those twiggy thighs couldn't even squeeze Randwick into submission. I offer a service with benefits for those that let me ride the blue vein train.
trek = shit
Come and ride a Giant like us. The carbon is much better than Trek's
Does Trek use Silicon injected carbon fibre frames?
I left Cannondale in the 90's after doing such a fine job on the alu frames to go to work on trek's 6 series carbons. Problem is I spent too much time on my tan and not enough of carbon integrity research. Guess that's why every one of them cracks. By the time I've worn out the front of my panties there will be no 6 series frames left. I promise.
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