For all available/breathing females planning to come and support and ogle us (MSL wives: please don't make it too obvious), the schedule for the evening is:
5:56pm DOMinator handstanding across the line 1st in D grade
6:20pm McDiesel fist pumping his way to glory in C grade
7:18pm The Blue Train 1-2-3-5 across the line, utterly embarrassing B grade
7:52pm The Beagle stomping home to A grade immortality
Please feel free to delete this post if it upsets you.
27 comments:
I want the Beagle to stomp his way to immortality on me
Who is going to come 4th in B grade?
Boom TT MFing M
Will the Beagle be wearing his regular pink jersey tonight?
You got the times wrong dumb arse! Now everyone is going to turn up at the wrong time. It's all over.
Hey, Arse Clown. That is the time they will be riding across the line for glory. Not the start time.
Reading and comprehension fail.
I vill knead you colonial goon bag swillers like a frensh parstree, zen I vill ride you bleu vein-trein all le way to le finsh line where you vill stare in my own wondermont.
MSL Rider. Try really hard and 4th place could be yours in B grade. That is if you ever make it out of D grade. Your wife doesn't think you will. We laugh about it/you all the time.
DOMinator. Shut the eff up and just win D grade already will you.
Oh my god. What a joke. Arse clown is right alright. You idiots can't even get start times right. Racist too. Making fun of French people is no way to win a crit, idiots. My girlfriend is French and she goes alright. Drapac may cause accidents, but at least they don't ride T-(w)recks. You clowns are ruining our friendly cycling culture here in the ACT. Most of you can't even spell "hubbard". Get a life, and a job. Chumps.
Guys its not me! 0.125 points to everyone.
I am upseta!
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This post has been deleted by Mouldy Balls because Randy said samething really really REALLY bad about simo.
It was bad.......
But I will put my name to a post. Gutless.
That's racing.
It's getting pretty crowded up in this bitch!
Simi still is a nob
Scared of Mouldy you are a below average fisherman. However if you do want to have a crack, do it on the Dribble where there is no anonymity.
i'm getting about as much love as Simi
"Scared of Mouldy" your silence on the Dribble speaks louder than you ever will. You are weak as piss.
Wow you guys really dominated...
Thankyou. Yes, yes we did. But it was mostly afterwards with your wife who, frankly, isn't impressed with your prowess both off and on the bike.
Is that you randy, I know it’s you! It must be…. What was that? Can you hear it? I’m sure I heard something. Where is it mum? where?
Hi, it's me again!
Arse clown.
1. If I am a retard, I get treated like a retard.
2. To this day I have not seen a hair on my balls
3. I think I am old enough to not use a potty don’t you? I am quite competent at slinging sh!t.
4. Didn’t see daylight coz my head was up my own arse.
There's a little boy waitin at the counter of the corner shop... he's been waitin down there... waiting half day... he get's pushed around... knocked to the ground... But he gets to his feet and he says...
It wasn't just meee... it isn't fair... Can't you see.... I want to play... You just can't take it from meee...
So take a step back and look at me... I may be young... but little ones like me... Want there share... so listen... As I whisper... It wasn't just me...
Now I'm standing on my own... All of the Quon have gone home... The others have been saved.... I WANNA CRY... IT WASN'T JUST MEEEE....
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