17 November 2011

Team QUON would like to thank ollo for their interest in our blog. We love riding with you guys and thank you for pulling turns at the HoT.
 
Whilst many of us work hard at trying to improve our riding some of the blog readers may find it more productive to focus their efforts on   improving their sense of humor.
 
We would also like to add that the reference to the ollo logo looking like a dick and 2 balls is very funny but it wasn’t a QUONer that coined the tag.
 
Keep training hard everyone and if you want to read to blog make sure your sense of humor is in check.
 
Hook line and sinker.

109 comments:

Pointing out the obvious said...

Lucky this blog isn't associated with any cycling team in Canberra.

A hobby hobby cyclist with his seat too low said...

Oh lord. Can't ride, can barely write or spell. Team QUON are such good role models for us all to look up to.

Amicable = friendly/neighbourly. Is that what you wanted to say? Idiots.

Anonymous said...

Fuck off you muppets. Continue to ride C and B grade and leave commentary on A grade up to the guys that actual can ride A grade. I think the Canberra cycling community would agree that you are unqualified to comment on anything other than arse fucking.

An A grader said...

they've got a point. apart from looking like a bunch of homos, the majority of ollo are sh!t riders.

earn your way through the grades like the rest of us have, and pick up some skills while youre at it

Not in the Quon said...

Anonymous and hobby cyclist... Do you agree with the sentiment or not? If you think OLLO rode well feel free to acknowledge it.

I think you will agree the three QUONERS in A are much better than 15 muppets from OllO

Stewart Shore said...

That's racing

Anonymous said...

It was one of your own that chopped us into the grass - the one you call Beagle. Maybe you should have a f*@king word to him (or at least Suzuki should) about chopping blokes.

Anonymous said...

Let's just ride bikes

Angry A grader said...

You downy! I was on flynny's wheel and he was in no way in the wrong. Being forced into the grass because you are trying to cut up the inside is your own fault and problem. Maybe a revision of your skills in the CCC development program is apt.

And if your going to single out individuals have the Gaul to put your name to it.

Asterix and Obelix said...

Hey - leave us out of this. Us Gaul's are having a big enough problem with those pesky Romans.

Romans said...

Dont bring us into it.

Beagles Wheel said...

It's not my fault if a fucking retard rides up on my inside and can't handle a little chopping. Get used to it double dick and balls - the NRS does worse than that!

Jimmy said...

Yer I just riding bikes and racing is fun .
So um yer I guess

Jimmy said...

Sorry I like riding bikes
And racing is cool ay
I have no hard feelings it's just racing
;)

A QUONer with a voice said...

Jimmy, you and Kris Johnson are excused.

Jimmy said...

Ow and next question
Why not just tell us at the track
And sort it

Someone of Authority said...

People are dying on our roads each year through cycling accidents and this is what comes out of a Canberra Based Cycling Team's Blog.

Truly Pathetic, your behaviour has been duly noted.

Brethren of the QUON said...

Sorry to point out the obvious jimmy but it was mentioned multiple times mid race, quite bluntly. Ollo were still dive bombing corners and wobbling like old ladies on walking frames.
Think it's up to certain individuals in your team to fix themselves before returning Wednesday. They are giving you a bad name.

Someone of Authority said...

It seems the QUON blog is giving the QUON a bad name. Fix yourselves.

Big Dog said...

Hook, line and sinker. Hell - you took the rod as well!

Anonymous said...

Ah Quon bloggers you are at it again. I was racing in A grade last night and didn't think anyone made malicious moves perhaps some honest mistakes.....we are all grown men and I'm sure most of us have the balls to front up to anyone that doesn't ride safely instead of taking this piss on a BLOG...you Quon guys talk shit, go ahead take the piss out of each other but be MEN and front up if you have issues with anyone else that isn't is your sacred group stop hiding in your little corner...let's just race and enjoy cycling!

swallow industries said...

Bwahhhhh ha haa! Guess we'll find our own ride on Friday mornings.

Uli said...

I'm never going to watch a French film with Pil again.

Anonymous said...

As a proud fellow QUONa I find it highly embarassing that we can all talk this crap on here and yet when it comes to our beloved Friday morning HOT hardly any of us can even finish our own ride! It's quite pathetic really. We all get dropped like pieces of shit. Who's idea was it to change the finish anyway 'cause now even fewer of us can make it to the end without dragging our balls up that hill.
We're the ones that really need to take a hard look at ourselves and leave the others out of it. We are looking like real knobs at the moment.
Might not be part of QUON for too much longer???

Passion Inc. said...

Dominator to quit TQ? QUONtraversial

Anonymous said...

I think the Quon have always been knobs....taking the piss out of everyone, personal attacks on people and teams...no one respects or likes them or thinks they are good riders!! No-one takes their comments seriously!!! ...maybe you should have your own CRIT race, drink beer and act like fuckwits so we don't have to deal with you in the cycling community.

peruvian ear slapper said...

Yet here you are, looking at our website. Says it all really. There is no cycling community in Canberra without team QUON. we invented the criterium, and possibly the bicycle too.

Hats off to Mrs mongo.

Minister for QUONabees said...

How did this anonymous poofter slip through the QUONabee process? Maybe dick and 2 balls is more your style. Name yourself and we'll burn your kit.

A grade supremo said...

Geez - I'm starting to wonder whether I want to be seen wearing the Quon kit! Please people know that it's just one or two troublemakers posting these comments, someone with no guts to talk to folks face to face. Don't tar us all with the same dirty brush! Most of us just wanna ride.

You've got to be kidding me said...

'we invented criterium' -- mate we were racing crits in Canberra well before Quon existed. Don't kid yourself. The 'Cycling community' can do without your type. What kind of a role model are you guys for new and young cyclists.

Clubs like CCC and Vikings foster a cycling community which is welcoming, supportive *and* competitive, you should consider these qualities sometime, you might find riders actually wanting to be associated with you. What has happened to the Quon if yesteryear, it's all gone to shite.

Not Dom said...

"it's all gone to shite" hear, hear! I think that happened a few years back actually, any coincidence there?

Mr B said...

Man I need a coffee.

a blog administrator said...

Move along folks, nothing to see here.... just random brain explosions from a few individuals who were never taught any better.

Now, where did that 'delete post' button go? I know it's here somewhere.....

Vikings girl said...

Who deleted my post? So is it true are Quon being banned from CCC races?

Another blog administrator who isn't too techy said...

Yes, where is that delete button?

The wind beneath my wings said...

Is it possible more non-QUON idiots look at this blog, post idiotic comments and take it more seriously than any of the QUON???

Get a grip people. If you don't like the QUON, don't look at our website! AND don't come to our rides!!!!

The wind beneath my wings said...

What's more likely: one sad lonely Quoner making all these posts and counter-posts himself.

Quon master said...

Are you spying on me?

An actual fucking QUONer said...

FROM AN EARLIER COMMENT: "I think the Quon have always been knobs....taking the piss out of everyone, personal attacks on people and teams...no one respects or likes them or thinks they are good riders!! "

No shit dickhead. Why do you think the QUON was created? As Big Dog would say, we got you: Hook, line and sinker, dickhead.

The Blog Administrator said...

We can well and truelly claim a new blog record for number of posts.
Should make for great coffee & toast tomorrow.

just asking said...

have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Anonymous said...

Kris Johnston rocks my world!

Anonymous said...

We are all riders people. It's everyones track ollo are out there mixing it up. I think they have some good young talent ( they can punch in A grade, which cannot be said for all us quan) Just need to find their feet. Give them a brake.

And while I'm on let's try not to make ourselves look to bad on our own blog.

X said...

Ha ha ha ha. You made your team of arse clowns look worse. Did you only make it to 2nd Grade? I almost graduated Year 10. You obviously missed the key years for brain development.

Cunt1 said...

This is really embarrassing for quan riders, it's pretty rich that you guys are commenting on a race that 70% of you guys can't even ride, if this was in c grade where the majority of you guys ride it might be ok to judge...
It's ok to be threatened by team ollo. Cos after all they are the new kids on the block and already putting you guys to
Shame...

Cycling historian said...

While we're publicly dissing everyone lets remember how Ollo was formed. Back stabbing and deceit of people and friends that gave you an opportunity. Like your riding it's not cool

just asking again said...

do you have any nude pictures of your brother?


Want some?

Cunt2 said...

For a cycling "historian" you seem to know sweet f all..
Ollo is a distribution company and has decided to start team to give up to give up and coming riders a
Chance... Which is alot more than tq has ever done.

Peter Roebuck said...

'Cunt2' your team sounds intriguing. I would have come on board with some 'financial' assistance for your young riders, if I wasn't already dead.

willy and two balls said...

keeping a bike upright is something team quon would do, losers.

Big Balls said...

I love yous all.

Let's ride.

Johnno said...

Sound like someone has an axe to grind and is using this blog as a way to do it without admitting who they are. Come on mate, get over it, and let us get on with riding.

Randy Dick said...

Noteable mention to Charles Darwin, who was proved right yet again as team ollo (Dick and two balls) tried their best to remove themselves from the gene pool taking there lead out up the grass. It would be funny if they hadn't tried to kill everyone in the bunch for the best part of 25min.

Blog Admin said...

For Pete's sake stop clutterring up the blog with crap, especially you axe-grinding non-Quonas pretending to be Quonas-- take your issues offline.

Anonymous said...

Dom rocks my world!

Just sayin' said...

Something tells me Raine and Horne won't want their logo on you jerseys much longer...

Bullshit said...

Raine and Horne love our shit! Best sponsorship deal eva.

fads said...

Colliers to the rescue! I've been hoping this would happen, let's set up a bit hitter meeting next week to talk deals. I'm thinking you guys pay us to wear the colliers brand

Frankie said...

With this level of publicity I reckon I got the major sponsorship deal cheap.

Anonymous said...

Have just read all of the above. Gee there is some real tension here by the looks of things. One thing is for sure though. Quon is really nailing it! They have virtually called the whole vikings club a pack of fuckwits, the whole CCC a bunch of fuckwits, team OLLO a bunch of fuckwits, and all the crew from Velo a bunch of fuckwits. Raine & Horne, you're loving it! Looks like you've signed with a real pack of Geese! Doing wonders for you brand. Soon anyone sporting a QUON/Raine & Horne Jersey wont be welcome at any Canberra based cycling event. Better get the shovels out gents and start building your own crit track, preferably somewhere outside the ACT where none of us can hear you talking any of your shit!

Anonymous said...

The last post hit the nail on the head. Well said.

Batting way above his average said...

Ggoing for a century boys, keep up the good work.

Looking to the stars said...

Do mindless posts count? If so I reckon we have it in the bag! I have a few more of those under my belt.

ah the irony said...

Dick and 2 balls now have some nasty gravel rash to go with their sandy vag

S(hake) and B(ake) said...

Jeezus - I go to Indo for a few days and the fraternal nature of the Canberra cycling scene turns to poo.

quonabee said...

QM - do something, set the direction. What do we do? more burpees. It's all a bit too scary

A Former QM said...

Can we all just resolve this with 12 beers each at 4 Floors of Whores?

Trevor, are you free this arvo?

Anonymous said...

*or beter spellars?

Trying to get to 100 replies. Maybe this will stir the pot. said...

Anyone not in the QUON is beneath us and should consider themselves lucky we choose to race against you.

Robbo, Thommo, Mouldy, Pizzle, Lil Undies, KC, Micky B and definitely S&B said...

Team QUON doesn't ride anymore anyway. We Crossfit.

terry said...

There is only one way to settle this. 3:50 pm saturday arvo out the back of the deakin shops. QUON on the eastern end of the street, other muppets on the western end. 4 pm hits - all in brawl. no guns

Wayneeeeeeo said...

Anyone not in the QUON are wankers. Except for GTE, he's a double threat - in the QUON and a wanker.

Anonymous said...

thats genius! let me guess, all the brains in QUON will turn up in their kit too!

Anonymous said...

You guys arnt racing "against" us very well..
11/34 riders were quan in the c grade crit.. And only got 2 riders in the top 10.... The stats show you guys Suck

Wil-I-amsorefromcrashing said...

I will be there, you guys better have some valuim ready for afterwards 'cos I'm gonna smash all you hipster gimps

Wil-I-wascoveredinallmyskinthismorning said...

Hey - don't impersonate me your pompus prick! It's true, I'll smash you all

The Scoreboard said...

Sorry anonymous but I don't lie:

http://critsonline.com/squads.cfm

Brethren of the QUON said...

The views published on this blog are those of private individuals and are not to be taken as being associated with any organisation.

Maths teacher said...

Hey Scoreboard, do the maths, more riders = more points, it doesn't mean you win.Velo shits on you!

Anonymous said...

Funny the original post was posted by the "brethren" , seems to be a pretty harsh view by quan who call them
Selves an organization. The shits on your door step fellas

Pete said...

Brethren, you may think that but the whole point of sponsorship is promoting a brand, so you rider's 'views' do matter. It's business mate.

Pointing out the obvious, and ever so close to 100 comments.... said...

Hi Pete,

No mention of a sponsor here.

Your views matter to us though, and we take your feedback seriously.

Bingo Bob said...

2 fat ladies 88

Pete said...

Oh but clients matter to sponsors, after all sponsorships aren't for teams they're for promoting a business to clients. And clients cycle in Canberra and may even read this blog. Catch my drift?

Just sayin' said...

You guys could really do with a blog moderator. Anyone google 'troll' recently?

Anonymous said...

Just Googled it, too true! Whatayareckon just one random commenter doing all of this cause he's got nothing better to do with his day? Too funny!

Please break the hunge said...

What blog?

I just came to said...

Hollo!

Busy on a Friday arvo said...

Come in spinner

My guess said...

no day job?

Ollo... Is it me you're looking for? said...

I've been alone with you inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times
I sometimes see you pass outside my door
Ollo, is it me you're looking for?

A helpful past QUONa said...

although surely you are well aware Terracini!

Don Bradman said...

Just seven more until my ton

ollo rider (mma hardman) said...

can't wait to see you guys next week at the crit, gonna punch on fags

wise advice said...

Better not fOllo our wheel in the crits unless you have a cyclocross bike.

MY DICK AND BALLS LOGO said...

You'll never guess what I was thinking when I was designing my Ollo brand...

Just read all this garbage said said...

Where has all this hatred stemmed from. (cycling humour.... Get it, stem'med'. Lol well done reidy) Maybe a misinterpretation of the original post?

Perhaps a rereading of the post Is appropriate at this time.

Pete said...

Brethren rewrites history, why not add a new post rather than DELETING the original so we can all be reminded what poor humor looks like?

So close I could JIZZ in my Pants said...

Well said Pete... Intact we've put three up. And then taken them down too.

100th said...

Introvert extravert doesn't matter

Bin....freakin.....G. O. said...

Thankyou linesman, Thankyou ball boys. The race has been run and won and it's time to retire with an average right on the big 1 zero zero.

This one's for our sponsors said...

100! Suck it!

http://www.rhccanberra.com.au/contacts.asp

We all say said...

Let's call it a day eh?

Joe the Cameraman said...

Can't ride, can't Blog.

Number 105 said...

Made you look!

106 said...

ha made you look 105.

107 said...

Made you look 106!

108 said said...

Made you look

Anonymous said...

Geez we're smart aren't we. My two year old plays better games than this!