He was last seen trying to 'get away' from a pack of Triathletes on the Gold Coast. Witness Mark Turner described him as "incensed. All I wanted to do was sit behind him and he flew into a rage. I feel sorry for the little kiddy's that heard what he said, those poor innocent children." He was last seen wearing a Green and Gold race suit and a new, white helmet that is said to have been sequestered from a recent raid.
It is believed that 'Zany' has also stock piled copious amounts of clothing, which he is now storing in his Garage. Anyone with any information is asked to contact crimestoppers on 1800 BIG FLOG.
2 comments:
Can you get me 8 pairs of socks?
Henry, you will only need 4 pairs - dickhead!
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