OK. The new kit has arrived on schedule for the start of 2010. Here are the top ten style from Br Euro to keep you looking stylish.
1. Image and style shall be your primary concern.
2. The socks shall extend no less than 2cm below the calf muscle.
3. Cycling shoes shall be white in colour only.
4. Ridiculous eye wear shall be worn.
5. A prominent line wear your kit ends and your tan begins is essential.
6. The seat and handlebar tape shall be white.
7. The legs must be hair free all year round (waxing is preferred but shaving is acceptable).
8. Campagnolo is the accepted componentry and is deemed superior than any Shimano product.
9. Coffee is a neccesity and must be consumed strong (short black is best but piccolo latte are OK).
10. When appearing in photo shoots, highlight your sponsors on your kit.
1 comment:
Well, fuck. I'm out on at least eight of the ten rules. Pfft. Whatever.
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