To Intelligence Community and the cycling community at large:
On the morning of January 23 the Government of the Federal Republic of the Ginga, pursuing its course of world conquest, declared war against the Holy QUON.
The long-known and the long-expected has thus taken place. The forces endeavoring to enslave the Holy QUON now are moving toward this hemisphere.
Never before has there been a greater challenge to life, liberty, civilization and our money.
Delay invites great danger. Rapid and united effort by all of the bretheren of the Holy QUON who are determined to remain free will insure a world victory of the forces of justice and of righteousness over the forces of savagery and of barbarism.
The QUON Stalker (TM) also has declared war against the the Holy QUON.
I therefore request the QUON Master to recognize a state of war between the the Holy QUON and the Federal Republic of the Ginga, and between the Holy QUON and the QUON Stalker (TM).
Here you see the brave Bretheren of the Holy QUON training in their shiny new battle suits. They have lots of titanium in them. So does my Lightspeed. Do you ride a Lightspeed?
Lightspeed Dave, the Holy QUON Minister for Defence and Discipline.
3 comments:
Crafty's home again huh? Or will he just blame this on Smup again.
Do you honestly think I have the time or inclination to write such piffle? That and I got home only 12hrs ago.
Methinks that, once again, LP Smith has too much time on his hands and needs a real job desperately
Boooooooring. Shaving my nads is more interesting than that post.
Rads' Nads - satisfying gingas since the dawn of time.
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