Event Director, Micheal Turter made the announcement after he was surfing Lance Armstrong's 'twitter' site, looking at Lance's new bike pictures. It was on twitter, that Lances spreadsheet was discovered. As the Quon now understand, if it is on a spreadsheet - it is fact!
Event organisers for the tour of California, Itallia Giro and the Tour de France have been duly notified of his spreadsheet, and that Lance will win these stage races in 2009.
Mr Turter stressed that this is a reason that all budding cycling stars should remain at school and major in computing and math studies. Turter himself, left school at 15yrs to pursue a career in cycling, and blames this as the reason his ability to understand complex spreadsheets is poor.
The Quons own Nathan Spillane, who is the leading web-based designer for I-SKILL Consulting is currently designing some on-line learning packages for cyclists of all ages to be able to access and understand spreadsheets.
The Quon is at the cutting edge of all things cycling, and this is another example of this.
Thank you Quon.
LANCE ARMSTRONG 2009 SPREADSHEET
January 2009; Win the Tour Down Under
March 2009; Win the Tour of California
May 2009; Win the Itallia Giro
July 2009; Win the Tour de France
8 comments:
The kids at Queanbeyan High are ace at understand that shit. Mr mongo teaches us good.
If it is on a spready - it rulz.
What a load of completely made up bullshit.
His spreadsheet would have mainly consisted of a list of under-age former teen (or toddler) actresses that he wishes to bone.
its lonely at the top isnt it QM
wrong school numb nuts
and Jerrabomberra is a sister city of Queanbeyan!
don't confuse the issue with detail, (unless it is attached in a spreadsheet)
Sister city? Big Dag says it IS Queanbeyan!
who?
this is not about xxxx
can't we have a xxxxx free post?
please
If I hadn't had a shaving accident with my nads then I would've won the Tour Down Under. I was shaving down under when Randwick made me jump. For a minute I thiought I might have to become Rads' Nad (in chinese it would be Wun Hung Lo). Luckily, the nads are now back in order and smoother than ever. I'm going back to waxing.
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