Ian 'hats off' Mongan has had his lucrative bike and incentive based sponsorship arrangement pulled from beneath him earlier today by one of Canberra's leading bike retailers. Onya Bike Belconen and Civic has reviewed the performance of all signed athletes in this mornings breakfast meeting, and after 2 weeks of piss poor riding and failing to finish both races, Ian was let go buy the bicycle warehouse.
"You can't promote our brands when sitting in the stands!" was the answer given by Micko when questioned over the decision. "Our bikes go better when they are ridden, and if our athletes would prefer to drink beer and make excuses rather than ride our bikes, we are happy to oblige!"
Ian was not available for comment today, however, our sources tell me he was seen in a clock shop late last night looking for a suitable time piece.
WTF?
6 comments:
Clock shop or Cock shop?
oh laa laaa
Cock shop? But he has enough cock for five healthy males...
Oooooh Cock!
ooooh la la!
Mongo are yours shiny like mine?
Smooth and shiny is certainly most preferred.
hats off to Mrs Mongan
What was that Janet Jackson lyric? Oh, yes: "What Have You Done For Me Lately?"
She may've been onto something. Pull your finger out, Mongo.
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