05 March 2009

It is down to the wire

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The Team QUON Rockstars versus the Fat Norwegians.

* We have History and Destiny on our side.
* We have the Women, we have the attitude - we have a Heath Ledger look-a-alike.
* We have the smooth and hairless 4th Rogers brother - Shane Rogers.
* We live in Deakin you know, nowhere near Bonython.
* God damn it - we already have the Champions jerseys printed for next year.
* We have ALL the good looking people in the crowd on our side.
* We have everything going for us.

And YES - we will sook if we don't win.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Damn straight

Anonymous said...

Oh jeez I love it when you guys come from behind!

oooh la la!

Anonymous said...

* We have History and Destiny on our side.
A history steeped in choking.
* We have the Women, we have the attitude - we have a Heath Ledger look-a-alike.
Your Women are riding for Vikings. You spelt Ineptitude wrong. Heath Ledger is dead, much like your Crit Champs aspirations.
* We have the smooth and hairless 4th Rogers brother - Shane Rogers.
He was adopted.
* We live in Deakin you know, nowhere near Bonython.
We hail from the mean streets of Kambah.
* God damn it - we already have the Champions jerseys printed for next year.
Same designer who did your current jerseys? Looks like a kiddy maze from a Happy Meal. Sell them back to McDonalds quickly
* We have ALL the good looking people in the crowd on our side.
Your supporters are us ugly as those jerseys you wear.
* We have everything going for us.
BigDog is not everything, in fact, he is nothing.

Anonymous said...

put me back on the dribble you goons!

I'm soooo bored

Anonymous said...

Sorry guys. My bi-polar disorder medication is not effective during my period.
The Quon deserve to win. Us viking dudes are winning through our numbers in the juniors, E and D grades.
You guys are the true inspiration to all of Canberra's cyclists, and deserve your place on the trophy.

Anonymous said...

Attention above impostor, you are not Rads' Nads. You are not even the pimple on Rads' Arse. I am Rads' Nads. I have been satisfying myself for 15 seconds a day since I hit puberty. I alone have one nut smoother than the other to aid in aerodynamics when cornering. You are not me. However, I do agree - when the Quon comes from behind it is a great feeling.
PS: I fancy the Quon Stalker has a soft spot for me.