20 March 2009

Russell Brand's 3 Step Pickup Plan... A successful approach but nothing that Halvo can't best!

Step 1. Approach target and read her book to her.
Step 2. Make target laugh.
Step 3. Unleash the neck support special...
And Score!!! 29 minutes after meeting target.
The challenge has been set. If anyman can out do Pommy Russ, Team QUON's Halvo can!

3 comments:

Steve P. Mincer said...

EEeeeuuugh! What's with this hetro stuff??

Anonymous said...

Halvo would be better off with myself and Spud! O Spud, you are really something, you gorgeous little sailor you!

Steve you stay away, you naughty little man in your naughty little short shorts!! He is all mine!!

Halvo, please let your eyes wander over my photo - what ever mischievous thoughts pop into your little head I promise I will make come true! Kisses!

Anonymous said...

I shaved my balls for this? Where is the Quon Stalker. She hasn't communicated with her faithful follwers (the Qunts) for ages. We miss her.
If we let girls into the Quon will there be girl on girl action at the Crits? I'd go faster for that.