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Just as a lighthouse sends its beam to protect passing ships, the recent lesson shared and learnt by a QUONabee should be a brutal wake up call to all of the QUON's brethren.A long time ago in a far away land, a lighthouse stood majestically on the shores of a great lake. Not only did this landmark indicate the danger of the immediate surrounds; but it also served as a prison which housed a pretty blonde dwarf, who was it's captive.

A handsome prince, who works in a nearby cloths shop, put on his best hipsters jeans / designer undie combo, and decided it was time to save the damsel whom he thought was held captive in this makeshift tower.

After many shots of tequila, the blonde dwarf was rescued, and the story should of ended there; happily ever after. BUT, the blonde dwarf was not the sweet princess as the galliant prince once thought. Behind closed doors, the once beautiful looking short girl became a potty mouthed, angry, naughty little girl. Full of pent up aggression, Queanbeyan slang, and a fetish for barbed wire, rubber paper-weights and flat metal paddles.

There was a fierce battle

For hours the battle continued. Our fearless prince took on the evil blonde dwarf with reckless abandon, and with no respect for his own well being, gave the blonde dwarf everything he had!

Unfortunately........it wasn't enough.

As our brave soldier lay in the foetal position, naked and bruised, the blonde dwarf raise her rubber paper-weight above her head and screamed loudly for all those in the kingdom to hear.

.....and they did.

All those in the kingdom are now fully aware that the warning that the lighthouse communicates is for all able seaman to heed, and not just for those rum drinking scallywags; somethng that we all should ponder.