I just want to ride my bike!- I don't care too much for flash uniforms, covered in the sponsors logos;
- I think caravans, banners and the quon trophy are wanky;
- I don't drink coffee;
- I don't do triathlons, and;
- If the quon has become all about the dollar, I want out.
QM, watch Jerry McGuire. Not only may you finally understand what the quon stands for, but you might be inspired to create your own 'mission statement'.
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Whoever wrote this post has no idea about the QUON. You should watch Jerry McGuire again and perhaps listen to what Rod says about the QUON. You should also read the back of the QUON urn and learn about what the QUON is. This post has been written by someone who does not understand the QUON. If you were present at my first address as QUON Master you would know what the QUON is about.
The QUON is not just about riding bikes. If you want to do that only; then join another team.
I was right there from the start QM. There was definitely a lot of passion from a man in a jump suit. Then at the start of the crit season there was a whole lot more passion. We were going to do this, we were going to do that, blah blah blah. Then Benny pointed at you and crooked his finger and suddenly you had lost the passion and were aiming at an Ironman pipe dream instead. Here's hoping you can finish another one, get your tattoo and concentrate back on Team QUON again one day.
Listen here you JOHNSON'S, if any of you turkey's turn up to race the Ken Dinerplate this year you better not be in my handicap. You are all JOHNSONS. That crit circuit in Canberra epitimise's all that is true about SOFTISM and you know it.
Come and train with me, i'll toughen you up. No more prancing a round like a bunch a mincers on Choppers...get a 'nargo and toughen up!.
Rabuka....
Shut the fuck up!
RABUKA = Joel Stewart.
NQASANABF;
I have done EXACTLY what I have said that I would do in my first address to the people. You obviously do not listen very well.
Benny hasn't pointed any crooked fingers. It has and always will be my decision to chase the Ironman pipe dream.
I missed some crits, like I said I was going to. But I have still showed up to every other event and training that the QUON partakes in.
Maybe you have your head up your own arse at the moment. Just because you ride the crits (and that's it) doesn't mean that you are contributing more than other people.
There are only a handful of people that ride the crits, ride the shambles, ride the HOT and show up to everything else.
I have and always will have passion to win the crits. Perhaps you didn't see my emails during the season?
I am worried that you are too focussed on yourself to see what I have done with the QUON.
p.s Flash Uniforms, banners, trophy's, triathlon's, coin...it's all part of the QUON; and I love it.
I agree with this article totally! I just love to ride my bike for fun - especially in my super short chamois free knicks that hugs my scrote oh so tightly!
You boys should go chamois free too - its all the rage at mardi gras! xoxo seeyou all friday morning ciao now!
Sniff, sniff, I LOVE YOU QM!
Now back to stories of hair removal..
Just as I suspected, you Johnsons are taking the mickey out of me. Your are all DEADHEADS.
hook, line and sinker
I know who you are Big Dog. You aint the REAL big dog. He is in QLD (dickhead).
I know who you are too QM. The real QM is having coffee with Terra as we speak, (dickhead).
Rabuka. I know where you live, and its close to Snowtown. Will we be seeing you and your army at the Canberra Tour? I will have my troops ready and waiting to destroy your army.
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