Patrick Thomas Chivers - QUONabee 1
Greggo Thomas Hoitink - QUONabee 2
Matthew Charles Shippa - QUONabee 4
Congratulations boys!
At last nights Elders meeting, you were all promoted to QUON Rookie status.
Over the next 12 months, each QUON Rookie and their sponsor must pass the criteria outlined in the '8 steps to true happiness' as published on the dribble.
Only after these processes have been fully qualified can full 'Brethren of the QUON' status be achieved. Good luck and stay strong.
20 comments:
C'mon, Paul promised that 2009 was to be my year.
I ride a Litespeed, and Paul rides a Litespeed.
LD
Good to see that the Quon has strayed well beyond its original purpose and become something its not. You guys are just an amateur cycling team, and not a very good one.
All the rest of the things you do are just bull shit
Hey tuff guy,
What is the 'original purpose' of the Quon?
I would be interested to learn.
Riding bikes, not this nonsense. Who do you guys think you are. You act like children
we are children???
Is that a question or a statement
I spoke to the QOAM today; he was the founder of the QUON.
Riding bikes was important, but not the reason we exist. And of all people, you should know this.
How would I know?
Seems that the Quon is just full of wannabe triathletes looking for some homoerotic escapades. Lucky that the one you all call Rads Nads is there to make all of their dreams come true.
He's got the homo part nailed down anyway
Rads is a poof and living a lie. He is married to a stunning wife who thinks he is strange; little does she realise how strange!
I can blow any of you boys away any day. Or is that blow you boys any day? I hear Randwick is back in town too. Come on over for a waxing young man.
I am gay.
I am gay.
I am gay.
That is a huge relief Shane.
No one really understood why you wore that pink knitted jumper.
it all makes sense now.
I am gay also.
I am gay also.
I am gay also.
But I prefer darkies.
We all knew that one.
My brother tried it a couple of times. He seems to like it as well.
Yeah we know Damo is one Cam.
He paid me a cool hunjy for video footage of Paul wanking in the bath in South Africa.
Oooohh la la
Is this the same Cameron Boland that was seen leaving the toilets at Yarramundi Reach with a bleeding asshole?
Not sure its Rads, Smithy and Damo you have to worry about!
The reason I know these 3 are poofs, is because we are all lovers / swingers / bun partners.
If anyone else is interested, please call me on;
XXXX XXX XXX
(privately listed number - sorry dickheads!)
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